Guilty Pleasures Cinema 089 - Hitman (2007)

LOST EPISODE - The Guilty Pleasures Cinema continues to rewrite the summer of 2015 with another Fox original, Hitman!  How does one fail to adapt a relatively simple video game concept into a movie quite this poorly?

Come find out!

The Countdown to 100 is on!

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Guilty Pleasures Cinema 098 - Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987)

The Year of Adventure continues, and nears it's conclusion as we march toward GPC 100 by reviewing the John Carter of adventure movies, Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold!

The Cannon sequel to King Solomon's Mines is both an Indiana Jones knock off and anything but!  

How do barbarian James Earl Jones and archaeologist Sharon Stone fare when the team up with Richard Chamberlain as future League of Extraordinary Gentleman member Allan Quatermain as he tries to find his missing brother and (spoiler) the Lost City of Gold?

It's a Cannon movie, come find out!

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Guilty Pleasures Cinema 097 - Santa's Slay (2005)

Christmas comes late to the GPC as we celebrate the New Year with Santa's Slay!

Come check out this insane Christmas miracle, starring Goldberg!

Where IS Santa anyway?!

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Guilty Pleasures Cinema 096 - Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

The Guilty Pleasures Cinema celebrates Star Wars in the Year of Adventure, with Episode 96 focusing on Episode 2!  Episode II that is!

Attack of the Clones is often views as the second worst Star Wars movie, with Phantom Menace holding the top spot, but isn't this the one where they could have turned things around?  Learned from their mistakes?  Done a Normandy beach landing homage with Clone Troopers?

Wait what?!

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Guilty Pleasures Cinema 094 - The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)

OH!  The Guilty Pleasures Cinema returns with Andrew Dice Clay, fuggedaboutit!

How does he fair as a rock 'n' roll detective in a movie from the director of Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger?  Is he a private dick, or just a dick?

Does it help that Robert Englund and Wayne Newton are the bad guys?  It's un-freakin'-believable!

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