The GPC returns with the startlingly underheralded Sahara! This is a big booming action adventure that far too few people saw, and had all the right ingredients to be the next big thing as far as franchises go. Oh, and I'm sure I'm mispronouncing Merovingian, but look at that name! Wait, what's he doing here anyway...?
Also I have no idea how I screwed up thinking Dirk's last name was Diggler instead of Pitt. I thought at first it was thanks to WWE's Dolph Ziggler, but then realized the lead character in Boogie Nights was Dirk Diggler. But I've never seen that movie, however I did just see Ted, also starring Mark Wahlberg.
My brain is weird.